local style
*This was emailed to me by Gary Craft, if you know who to credit for the original let me know.*
Two locals, Bobby and Ralph, are sitting at their favorite hang out,
drinking beer. Bobby turns to Ralph and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I’ll go to the community college and sign up for some classes.” Ralph thinks it’s a good idea and the two leave.
The next day, Bobby goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.
“Logic?” Bobby says. “What’s that?”
The dean says, “I’ll show you. Do you own a weed eater?”
“Yeah.”
“Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.”
“That’s true. I do have a yard.”
“I’m not done,” the dean says. Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.”
“Yes, I do have a house.”
“And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.”?
“I have a family.”
“I’m not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.”
“Yes, I do have a wife.”
“And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual.”
“I am a heterosexual. Whoa, brah, that’s amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.”
Excited to take the class now, Bobby shakes the dean’s hand and leaves to go meet Ralph at the bar. He tells his friend about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic.
“Logic?” Ralph says, “What’s that?”
Bobby says, “I’ll show you. Do you have a weed eater?”
“No.”
“Then you mahu, brah!”